2 ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴀɪᴍᴇᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴛʏ ʟʏʀɪᴄs
ɪ’ᴍ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ᴍ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʟᴇᴄᴛᴜʀᴇs ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴛʜɪs ɢᴜʏ, ʟᴇᴛ’s ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴄᴏʟɪɴ, ʜᴇ sᴀʏs ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ
ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ‘ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏʀᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ
ɪ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴡɪʀᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ
ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ’ᴍ ᴏʟᴅ
sᴇᴇ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴜʟᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀs ɪ’ᴍ ᴛᴏʟᴅ
sᴏ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғʟᴏᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ ᴜɴғᴏʟᴅs
ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ’s ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴ’ sᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ
ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ, ɪ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ
ɪғ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋ, ᴏʀ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʀᴇsᴛ
ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ
ɪ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ, ɪ sᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ
“ɪᴛ’s ғɪɴᴇ, ɪ’ʟʟ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ”
ɪ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ, ɪ’ᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ
ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ʟɪғᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴇ ʜᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇɢᴜɴ
ɪ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ɪ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ɪ’ᴍ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴜsʏ, ʙᴜsʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴄᴏʟɪɴ, ʜᴇ’s sᴏ ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ, ʜᴇ’s sᴏ ᴋɪɴᴅ
ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ, sᴀʏ ɪ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ғᴀʀ
‘ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ’s ᴏᴠᴇʀ ‘ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ
ɪ’ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ ɪs ᴀ ᴍᴇss
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ʏᴇᴛ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀʀ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ
ᴏʜ, ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, ɪᴛ ʀᴜɴs sᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ, ɪᴛ’s ᴇᴀsʏ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇʟsᴇ, ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ᴅᴏɪɴ’ sᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ
ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛʟʏ, ɪ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ
ɪғ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ, ᴏʀ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ
ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɴɪɢʜᴛ’s sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ
ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀɪᴅ, “ɢᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ,” ɪ sᴀɪᴅ, “ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ”
ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ, ɪ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ
ɪ ᴘʀᴏʙ’ʟʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sʟᴏᴡ
ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ, ɢᴏᴅ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ
ɪs ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ
ɪ ᴛʀʏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ
“ɪғ ɪᴛ’s ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ, ɪᴛ’ʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ
ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ғɪɴᴇ”
ɪ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ɪ’ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀᴛ, ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛ
ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʏs
ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ
